I am the Zebra.

Philanthropist. Virtuoso. Hoof model. Husband to the hottest zebra on the Serengeti. Welcome to my monochrome empire with a splash of chaos.

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My Music

I shred lute, didgeridoo, triangle, and twelve-string hay-bale. Streams? Off the charts. Charts? I eat them for breakfast.

Philanthropy

I fund salt-lick literacy and hoof-care clinics for underserved zebras. Also, I once tipped a meerkat with a vintage stamp.

Ankle Modeling

Balanced stripes, symmetrical tarsals — the paparazzi can’t get enough. Click the CTA if you dare.

Zebra gazing into the distance
A moment of stripe-flection.