Contact the Zebra

Submit your questions, theories, collaborations, or compliments for the Zebra. If your message achieves a high enough ankle resonance score, it may be answered publicly on Zebra Interactive.

I, the Zebra, review messages between practicing my kazoo arpeggios and calibrating the moon-detector. Keep it kind, keep it curious, and remember: all caps is how humans shout, not how zebras communicate. Stripes are inside voices.